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welcome to the cone website!

(about 70% mobile friendly, i tried) (100% human written and proud!!!)

I built this place as a hub for legitimate information, since it's so sparse (and smothered with misinfo).

Despite appearing relatively inanimate, traffic cones are a vibrant species in more than just hue. They have a rich history, along with a bunch of fascinating habits and features. This site is dedicated to recording as much information on them as possible, since it's clear nobody else considers it a worthwhile venture. Except maybe Morgan and Scanlon, but none of their notes are actually public.

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Old guestbooks backed up here and here.

conetributors:

Zephyr - eldercone.jpg
Tjing - orange_square_ora.png
@raisonxiel - art commissions
w3schools - free CSS base
various unsplash/pexels/pixabay images, in accordance with their respective licenses
and a few hand-taken cone pics people looked at me weird for. X)